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Remember Madness has a full time job moving her blog over to blogspot.

We even have a *New Name*

Come on over .. the water is *nice*


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June 11, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Madness is gonna be over at BlogSpot for a while

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Hey Internet.. Madness is gonna give BlogSpot a whirl .. WordPress doesnt allow twitter or ads .. BlogSpot does.. so Im gonna give it a whirl.

Click here to come visit the MadLands… and hey! Leave a comment to let me know youre there, K?


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June 5, 2008 at 3:43 pm

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Dooce? Are you reading? Hmmm… Are you?

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Madness cant help but woder if the Almighty Dooce is sneaking over to the MadLands here and there.

Remember the other day when Madness described in song and YouTube what it feels like to be John Malkovich Madness? Yeah..

Well.. click here and go see what Dooce was up to last night… and TELL ME Dooce hasnt been skipping around the MadLands recently.. yes, yes.. see the DooceTracks?

Ahhh.. Dooce and Madness are tight like that.


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June 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm

Madness Needs to Have A Word.

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This was going to be my Wordless Wednesday post, but Madness had too many words to say about this little gem.

Someone needs to have a word with this woman. And since obviously NO ONE will, Madness is gonna have to do it.

SOMEONE needs to stop lying to the Man-Lady… Or at least let her look in a mirror once in a while.  Dont get me wrong .. Madness has had five babies and is by NO MEANS thin.. but Madness also knows that when youre a big girl, you should dress appropriately. What she is doing is just Wrong.

I mean, come on ManLady.. STOP THAT!

And NO, this was NOT a one time FatGirl Fashion Felony. Oh no. This man lady is *always* sportin the halter tops an’shit.  To make things worse..shes *always* posing next to her BFF who seriously needs to eat a sandwich..who, incidentally, can be smelt through the internet shes so skrank.

Perhaps its because she isnt really a woman afterall.  I mean.. CHECK OUT THAT MUG.


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June 5, 2008 at 1:51 pm


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Remember when Madness asked Internet if they had ever witnessed a Manic Melt Down…and Madness told you Internets to stay tuned cause she was just about there.

Yeah. Madness is there.


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June 4, 2008 at 2:25 pm


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Madness is quickly approaching what she calls overload. Lots of things are happening at the MadLands. Madness got a new job. MmmHmm. Madness put her 3 week notice in at the surgeons office last Friday then on Monday informed them that she would only be working there in the morning and going to her new job in the afternoon.  Surgeons office didnt like this, understandably so, and Madness genuinely feels bad about the prediciment she has made. But you see.. sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. And this is one of them times.

New employer doesnt just need Madness .. they need Madness.  Madness has MADskill doing the job they’ve hired her to do, you see.  Madness started the new job this afternoon and within an hour she was hammering it out and showin em why they call her crazy.

But still .. working these last few weeks at the surgeons office are going to be uber.stressful on account of now everyone there hates Madness. Pile that on top of the whole starting a new gig, learning new things, figuring out new co-workers and the new boss, NINETY DAY PROBATION.. etc etc .. stah-ress-full. Of course Madness has other issues stressing her out right now. [details withheld, as usual]

All Madness can say right now is .. thank goodness for After.First.Day.Of.New.Job.Bottle.Of.Wine.

Please stay tuned while Madness .. while Madness ..   uh  … yeah.

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June 3, 2008 at 10:49 pm

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Not Fighting this Fight didnt mean Go For It…but whatever..Go For It

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Not fighting this fight didnt mean Go For It.

Not fighting this fight didnt mean I’d be ok with it.

Not fighting this fight didnt mean it wouldnt hurt it.

Not fighting this fight was suppose to mean you’d turn around with me and put one foot in FRONT of the other…not behind.

Not fighting this fight wasnt your Free Pass .. you were suppose to choose the future not the past.

I’m not turning the other cheek .. I’m staring and fixed straight ahead.

I said I’m not fighting this fight .. and I meant it.

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June 3, 2008 at 12:50 pm

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