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June 11, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Happy Birthday Baby

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Today is the 16th birthday of yours that we have had together. We’ve come a long way from  your 21st birthday spent in Aarons apartment … So many years have gone by .. so fast.
I remember the moment I first saw you as clearly as if it were yesterday…  standing in the arcade.. schoolin em all, MrBigMan.
So many people have learned the hard way…many more still yet to learn… that going head to head with MaxX is certain defeat.  Ive always loved that about you… standing back and watching you claim victory after victory, with ease. Your soul feeds on the thrill of the extreme .. your spirit always driving for more, only relenting when your body rests.
The first day we met I fell in love with the way you protect that which you love.  Because of you I dont know fear of the world, for I have always stood at my place under your watchful eye. Youre the reason I have no fear in my soul .. you’ve always protected me and defended me as you would the heart that pumps the blood through your veins.
There are loads of people out there who have seen you interact with a child .. those that have seen this have no doubt noted your gentle compassion .. few know as intimately as I do just how genuine and compassionate the love you have for a child really is.  I was the one lucky enough to be the mother of your own.
I love the way you look at me, your eyes plead with me to feel the love in your heart. I love the way you say my name .. with the same tenderness as a kiss placed on a newborn babes nose.
We’ve been married for ten of these last 16 years and I still tingle when I hear you speaking to someone and you say “my wife”.  I love (and hate) the way you lean in just close enough so that I am sure to smell your skin when Im angry. You know that your scent is a drug I just cant resist.
I love that you adore every piece of me … I love how I can make you say please and thank you.
I love that you’ll stumble around the room in the dark looking for pants so you can go downstairs for the eighth time tonight to check out the noise that I.Know.I.Heard and you never complain. Every time you go, you come back to bed and wrap me back up in your arms and tell me to kick you harder next time I hear something. That is Love.
I love that youve handled each and every loose and lost tooth because your wussy wifey cant even talk about loose teeth without needing to be revived by defibrilator. (Dont worry, Danny was standing by after I typed that last bit and everything is fine .. he’s a champ at CPR!)
I love the way you know everything there is to know about anything, and the way you share all that you know with the babies. I love the talent you have seeping from your soul and the desire burning in your heart.
For your 30th birthday I threw you a party with friends and family. Your cake said “Happy Birthday You Old Goat” and you didnt like that.  I will apologize now, babe. I was wrong. I never should have put that on your 30th Birthday cake. You werent an old goat …
But you ARE NOW!!

Happy Birthday Baby!

All my love now and every tomorrow,

Written by Madness

June 9, 2008 at 1:15 am

Posted in MaxX

a terrible thirst for blame

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I know youre here … youre reading everything Im saying .. so read this .. hear this.

This isnt about you anymore. This isnt about him anymore. This isnt about me anymore.

You arent just impeding on my marriage anymore, Ms Grant, youre tearing my family apart… not just my marriage .. MY FAMILY.

He and I have five children, five LIVES, we created. Five futures MaxX and Me are responsible for.  Perhaps youre not understanding the GRAVITY of what Im talking about here, Sam.

October 14, 1994 – Our daughter was born.  Our first born daughter is going to be 14 this year. This is going to be her last year in middle school .. MaxX and Me are going to be the parents of a high school Freshman this time next year.  A High School Freshman. Our daughter isnt going to be sweatin her ass off at the Hut or LJS after high school … OUR daughter is going to College five years from now. Five years in the life of a child who has the world at her fingertips is quite literally a blink of an eye.  

Our daughter needs her parents guidance right now more than ever. She needs and deserves our devotion and commitment to the rest of her life .. right now.  Our daughter doesnt deserve to have her parents and her family torn apart in divorce and despair. Our daughter doesnt deserve to have her life torn apart… and right now , Samantha Grant, you are the one that is putting our daughter at risk of suffering just that. 

Remember this isnt about YOU anymore Ms. Grant.

December 1, 1995 – Our son was born. Everything I said about our daughter up there .. applies to him too… and him, her and her too.
October 16, 1007 – Our second son was born.
April 22, 2000 – Our third child, another daughter was born.
November 13, 2001 – Our baby, our third daughter was born.

(See how this isnt about you anymore, dear.)

Every one of our children deserve to have their family together, focused, committed and happy.

MaxX and Me have had horrible times over the last sixteen years. Heartache, betrayal .. despair. The worst of the worst is what we’ve put each other through. You were brought into an intimate situation between MaxX and Me… we had our reasons, you had yours.

What you need to realize now is that you need to remove youself from our family. No, youre not “friends” with my husband…  No. Youre not.  Who and what you were to MaxX last fall and winter puts you on the exclusive list of “Ineligible for Friends Status” list .. for obvious reasons. 

I was told time and again that you “knew what this was going into it” .. and yet .. when the time came for it to end .. suddenly ya’ll didnt want it to be what it was .. and you started fighting for it to become that which it never could or should be.  That is when this became an attack on my family , my children .. not just my marriage. And that is where this has crossed a line that I will defend to my last day.

Step on Ms. Grant.  This is not a fight you want to fight with Me.


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June 7, 2008 at 1:08 pm

Long Live Rock ~ Aerosmith ~ Scissors in MaxXs left eye

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MaxX almost got his left eye poked out over these photos. Madness wonders if she’ll get traffic from stalkers potential subscribers who are searching Lisa Left Eye Lopez. We shall see.


Madness is sorry that the photos are so big .. but Madness is in no shape to be fucking around with editing and resizing right now.


Heres the other pic


MaxX said the crazy bitch woman in these photos didnt look like Madness (his wife of 16 years). In fact MaxX said that Madness looked like –name withheld– in these photos. So Madness poked MaxX left eye out with scissors.

The End.

Ok, not really, but she threatened it.. and she meant it.

Point of these pics is .. Madness is rockin a kick ass t-shirt these days.. its black and says
LONG LIVE ROCK in hawt pink.

Even better is whats on the backside of Madness kick ass t-shirt.  MmmHmm.


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May 25, 2008 at 6:01 am

when He speaks they shall listen … learn .. and love

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MaxX has arrived in the MadLands .. hop over there and have a peek .. you wont be disappointed.

Right HERE is where you hear Madness’ mad cry of desparation because she just LOST everything she worked on for the last hour. Which is probably good for you constant reader (how pompus of you Madness..Stephen, my apologies).. good for you Internet because now youre going to get the shortened version. Or maybe not. 

Madness wrote yesterday about NASAs Big Day. The folks down in Flah-rida are uber excited this morning because later today the Mars Phoenix Lander is landing on Mars. Theyre bein all dramatic an’shit referring to the landing as “7 Minutes of Terror” .. seriously.  I guess if I were one of those thinker-uppers down there at NASA .. Id be feeling uncomfortable jelly like sensations in the core of my being too. So ok.. Madness will digress .. they’re not being all dramatic an’shit. 7 Minutes of Terror is appropriate.

When Madness posted about NASAs 7 Minutes of Terror, she failed to give proper.. uh.. props where due. Membah’ Madness telling you how MaxX is a fascinating writer and story teller.  Contained within MaxX are the infinite depths of creation and wonder.. and remember how Madness has been tellin MaxX for 16 years that he needs to write that shit down .. well.. MaxX wasnt writin shit down about certain things.. so Madness did.

Madness concedes that she did a metiocre job of sharing MaxXs Martian TinkerToy Therom.

This is a ding-ding-light-bulb example of why MaxX needs to tell ya’ll this shit himself.

If ya’ll got a chuckle out of Madness little quip posting on the Martian TinkerToy Therom.. then you should go over and ask MaxX to tell you himself. Madness promises she wont laugh at you when you piss your pants.

Yes I will.

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May 24, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Posted in MaxX, Random Madness

Why Madness *thwaped* MaxX (Continued)

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For Part I click here   (or maybe NOT because MaxX still hasnt approved my submission!!!)

(these are for MaxX)

awwww look how cute.

and because Madness does NOT want to disappoint! … here is the ceremonious ridiculous cat in a tin foil hat. *sigh*


You see … MaxX thinks shit up.And when MaxX thinks shit up the Cosmoshears it. MmmHmm. Madness has told MaxX for years to “write that shit down”!

Al gore believes he invented the internet. While that may be all fine and good, Madness invented the Blog. MmmHmm…she did! You see, when the Cosmos hears MaxX, the Cosmos inevitably hears Madness too.  MaxX loves Madness with everything that is MaxX..and then some. If MaxX were to discover an asteroid on a sure and fixed course of destruction that will absolutely obliterate all life on earth … like they did in Armageddon … MaxX would say “I want to name her Madness, after my wife. Shes a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape!” .. and MaxX would say that and mean that with all the love and affection in the whole world.

All those years MaxX has spent thinkin shit up Madness has been yellin at MaxX to “write that shit down”! … The Blog was born. Eh. If Al Gore can get away with sayin he invented the internet with a straight face .. then Madness invented the Blog. Deal with it.

Oh yeah.. why Madness *thwapped* MaxX. Because.. Madness never told MaxX to “go tell anyone just stop telling it all to me” and MaxX knows this.  So Madness *thwapped* MaxX. The End.



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May 11, 2008 at 8:12 pm

Posted in MaxX

MaxX has arrived

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Meet MaxX. MaxX is .. well.. you’ll see.

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May 10, 2008 at 7:26 am

Posted in MaxX