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Dooce? Are you reading? Hmmm… Are you?

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Madness cant help but woder if the Almighty Dooce is sneaking over to the MadLands here and there.

Remember the other day when Madness described in song and YouTube what it feels like to be John Malkovich Madness? Yeah..

Well.. click here and go see what Dooce was up to last night… and TELL ME Dooce hasnt been skipping around the MadLands recently.. yes, yes.. see the DooceTracks?

Ahhh.. Dooce and Madness are tight like that.

 

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June 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm

More Cancer!?! and Dooce too!?!

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Madness needs to go to bed and wake up and shake all of this off and realize .. “Oh, Silly Madness, that was all just a dream. Go live your Friday all.over.again.”

First my mom. Aunt Bea. Then Lou. Then my dad.

Madness went over to Dooce to find some much needed humor and found THIS.

And all Madness can do now is look around and say “what the HELL is going ON HERE!?”

 

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May 16, 2008 at 8:32 pm

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Dooce

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Dooce has spoken..and as usual..Madness can hear the collective fist pumping in the air …

Read it here . Along with some lovely photos 🙂

Madness was left with a deflated balloon feeling after watching Dooce on the Today Show.. deflated and sad. But not sad for myself..sad for the world. You see.. Madness already knows whats so damn special about Dooce and the other blogs like hers out there. What Kathie Lee Gifford and the Today Show did was an injustice to the rest of the folks out there who dont know.  Those who dont know may have seen that segment and been all “yeah, MommyBlogging is as lame as I thought it was” and Madness is all NOOOOOO!! Wait!! You got it all wrong. But you know how they are..whatever TV says is law.

Fight Write On Dooce! and the rest of us.. Write On!

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May 13, 2008 at 10:25 pm

Posted in Dooce

Dooce vs. Kathi Lee Gifford ~ Oh the excitement!

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Oooohhh baby!!  The almighty Dooce is NOT going to take that horseshit from Kathi Lee Gifford lying down … she’s gonna give us all one helluva ride on this one. I know it.  Shes gettin started…have a look.

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May 12, 2008 at 4:38 pm

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Dooce! ~*~giggle~*~say it again~*~ DOOCE!~*~teehee

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Dooce! Yes baby. Madness got assloads impressive traffic (for a newbie blogger who doesnt know crap skipp-ah-dee-dooh-dah about anything blogging).  Madness hearts Dooce! too.

Madness blogroll may  be kinda short at the moment, shes new to the blog-o-shpere,but Madness hearts two bloggers extra specially. Bossy and Dooce!

Once upon a week or something ago … Madness had her very first blog orgasmos success!

And I squealed and clapped and squealed. Or something like that. Anywho… Today Madness posted about Dooce! and thats how Madness got assloads of traffic. Yay!

This is Dooce… the blog Gawdess herself…

 

 

We shall all bow in wonder and awe.

Remember “Mufasa” .. hehe .. “Say it again” .. “Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa” .. Thats kinda how Madness felt when she realized that blogging about Dooce got her assloads of traffic. yay! … Mufasa.

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May 10, 2008 at 9:16 pm

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Dooce !

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Hello readers … Oh, thats right.. Madness doesnt HAVE readers. And those that DO pop by rarely if ever comment (except you three over there and I am eternally grateful for you)

Anyway… regardless… if any of you who are reading this DONT know who DOOCE is… then PLEASE click HERE and meet Dooce!  You can thank Madness later.  And you will thank Madness later.

Dooce, welcome home… Madness watched you on The Today Show and I just wanted to reach out and SMACK Kathy Lee Gifford and scream “SHUT UP AND LET DOOCE TALK!!!!”  My friend and I were watching the segment together and when Kathy Lee started spewing bullshit talking about “Im not judging but I dont know how I feel about…..”  we looked at each other and were all *PSHAW* .. Kathy Lee only talked about her BRATS on air every fecking morning for like 50 YEARS .. and brought them on National TV for ALLLL the freaks and creeps to see.  Oh I SO wanted to reach out and touch Kathi Lee Gifford! Let. Me. Tell. You.

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May 9, 2008 at 8:42 pm

Posted in Dooce