Madness

From the Mind of Madness

Did you write today ? … today I did

with 2 comments

Monday morning in the Mind of Madness sounded a little like this

*crank* ~ *sputter* ~ *silence*

*crank* ~ *sputter* ~ *silence*

this went on for HOURS about 3 minutes before MaxX came outside to see what the trouble was.  whats the trouble whats the trouble whats the trouble???  Hmm .. the thingy isnt making the thingy do what its suppose to do when I do this with that thing.

 

THATS the trouble. *sigh*

Were any of you wondering what $5 of the blood of Christ  unleaded gasoline looks like?  I happen to know what five whole dollars worth of the blood of Christ  unleaded gasoline looks like.. and let.me.tell.you. it aint much. *sigh*

So after the tablespoon of the blood of Christ  gasoline was inserted into the rear of my (oh my.. ahem) so after the the blood of Christ  gasoline was dribbled into the tank, the thingy made the thingy do what it was suppose to do when I did that to it and I was OFF to start my day.  Fifteen minutes later I slide into work 13 minutes late. Oh. Um. Yay.  Six minutes after that Im on the phone with the “IT” guy. Why? Because Madness changed her password on Friday and Madness has no freakin idea what she changed it to.. so Madness  had to admit that shes a total fuck up having a bad day.

Then Madness opened her email and what did Madness find?

A love note from these folks

MmmHmm .. they are bringing Madness this little number

MmmHmm .. thats my sexy new baby phone. She will be mine tomorrow.

My best friend Bossy is home from Bossys Excellent Road Trip … 10, 000 miles, all around the country in 5 weeks.  Read all about it at www.iambossy.com

You might also check out www.mariabamford.com THAT bitch is fuh-nee.

 

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Written by Madness

April 28, 2008 at 6:08 pm

Posted in Random Madness

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  1. Very, very entertaining wife; it’s good to see that you are taking advantage of this outlet for one of your immense talents. Keep posting babe, I’ll keep reading……MaxX

    MaxXwell

    April 28, 2008 at 6:23 pm

  2. Crank… sputter… silence — that describes Bossy’s Rest Room experiences.

    BOSSY

    April 29, 2008 at 1:13 pm


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