Madness

This was going to be my Wordless Wednesday post, but Madness had too many words to say about this little gem.

Someone needs to have a word with this woman. And since obviously NO ONE will, Madness is gonna have to do it.

SOMEONE needs to stop lying to the Man-Lady… Or at least let her look in a mirror once in a while.  Dont get me wrong .. Madness has had five babies and is by NO MEANS thin.. but Madness also knows that when youre a big girl, you should dress appropriately. What she is doing is just Wrong.

I mean, come on ManLady.. STOP THAT!

And NO, this was NOT a one time FatGirl Fashion Felony. Oh no. This man lady is *always* sportin the halter tops an’shit.  To make things worse..shes *always* posing next to her BFF who seriously needs to eat a sandwich..who, incidentally, can be smelt through the internet shes so skrank.

Perhaps its because she isnt really a woman afterall.  I mean.. CHECK OUT THAT MUG.

*shudder*

Madness is gonna say it again. Oh. Hell. Yes.

This is Madness and a younger sister. Younger by 9 years. 

Im just sayin.

There is a subtle difference in these two photos. And Madness aint sayin.

I know.

Madness is still trying to figure out if she is capable of not speaking.

 Ok wait .. are you LIMITED to just one image on Wordless Wednesday? Or can I like, keep adding images as the day goes on? Because if I can do THAT .. then I am  all.  over.  it.

So.. ggidd-ee-yup..

 One of my FIRST thoughts of the day today was THIS:

PETE WENTZ IS GAY! THERE, I said it! I dont care what anybody says .. Pete Wentz is gay. Look at that pic and *tell me* Pete Wentz isnt G A Y!

Oh, youre just not so sure because he’s all “I knocked up Ashley Simpson” an’shit.

Well.. have a looksie at this

That kid is gay .. I’m just sayin.

Shortly after the demons released Madness from the “Pete Wentz is gay” rant .. Madness was overcome by this

**stay tuned .. Madness computer is being an asshat and now Madness must throw it in the trash restart**

oh-kay .. ahem ..

You see .. Madness lives in the MidWest. MmmHmm.. say it with Madness.. the MidWest. The national economy is tanking .. and in the MidWest .. the economy is CRASHING AND BURNING. MmmHmm.  It IS. 
Madness works in healthcare.  One might not think that the healthcare industry is being effected by the tanking economy but let me assure you it is.

Thanks evil satan spawn GeorgieBoy