Madness

Remember Madness has a full time job moving her blog over to blogspot.

We even have a *New Name* http://maxxsmadness.blogspot.com/

Come on over .. the water is *nice*

Hey Internet.. Madness is gonna give BlogSpot a whirl .. WordPress doesnt allow twitter or ads .. BlogSpot does.. so Im gonna give it a whirl.

Click here to come visit the MadLands… and hey! Leave a comment to let me know youre there, K?

http://causeimthamommathatswhy.blogspot.com/

Madness cant help but woder if the Almighty Dooce is sneaking over to the MadLands here and there.

Remember the other day when Madness described in song and YouTube what it feels like to be John Malkovich Madness? Yeah..

Well.. click here and go see what Dooce was up to last night… and TELL ME Dooce hasnt been skipping around the MadLands recently.. yes, yes.. see the DooceTracks?

Ahhh.. Dooce and Madness are tight like that.

This was going to be my Wordless Wednesday post, but Madness had too many words to say about this little gem.

Someone needs to have a word with this woman. And since obviously NO ONE will, Madness is gonna have to do it.

SOMEONE needs to stop lying to the Man-Lady… Or at least let her look in a mirror once in a while.  Dont get me wrong .. Madness has had five babies and is by NO MEANS thin.. but Madness also knows that when youre a big girl, you should dress appropriately. What she is doing is just Wrong.

I mean, come on ManLady.. STOP THAT!

And NO, this was NOT a one time FatGirl Fashion Felony. Oh no. This man lady is *always* sportin the halter tops an’shit.  To make things worse..shes *always* posing next to her BFF who seriously needs to eat a sandwich..who, incidentally, can be smelt through the internet shes so skrank.

Perhaps its because she isnt really a woman afterall.  I mean.. CHECK OUT THAT MUG.

*shudder*

Remember when Madness asked Internet if they had ever witnessed a Manic Melt Down…and Madness told you Internets to stay tuned cause she was just about there.

Yeah. Madness is there.

Madness is quickly approaching what she calls overload. Lots of things are happening at the MadLands. Madness got a new job. MmmHmm. Madness put her 3 week notice in at the surgeons office last Friday then on Monday informed them that she would only be working there in the morning and going to her new job in the afternoon.  Surgeons office didnt like this, understandably so, and Madness genuinely feels bad about the prediciment she has made. But you see.. sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. And this is one of them times.

New employer doesnt just need Madness .. they need Madness.  Madness has MADskill doing the job they’ve hired her to do, you see.  Madness started the new job this afternoon and within an hour she was hammering it out and showin em why they call her crazy.

But still .. working these last few weeks at the surgeons office are going to be uber.stressful on account of now everyone there hates Madness. Pile that on top of the whole starting a new gig, learning new things, figuring out new co-workers and the new boss, NINETY DAY PROBATION.. etc etc .. stah-ress-full. Of course Madness has other issues stressing her out right now. [details withheld, as usual]

All Madness can say right now is .. thank goodness for After.First.Day.Of.New.Job.Bottle.Of.Wine.

Please stay tuned while Madness .. while Madness ..   uh  … yeah.

Not fighting this fight didnt mean Go For It.

Not fighting this fight didnt mean I’d be ok with it.

Not fighting this fight didnt mean it wouldnt hurt it.

Not fighting this fight was suppose to mean you’d turn around with me and put one foot in FRONT of the other…not behind.

Not fighting this fight wasnt your Free Pass .. you were suppose to choose the future not the past.

I’m not turning the other cheek .. I’m staring and fixed straight ahead.

I said I’m not fighting this fight .. and I meant it.

Oh no.. dont do it.  Dont even fix your mouth to complain about the Democratic presidential nomination process this election year. Do not complain that Hillary should just bow out as gracefully as possible right now. Do not start blahblahblahing the “my vote really doesnt count in the big picture” crap. Or the “I’ll just let someone else go vote and let them chose for me because I’m too lazy to register, show up and vote” crap.

Read this interesting article here about just how close Hillary and Obama really ARE in this here race to become THE Democratic nominee for The Prez.  Sure the whole thing may seem a little mucky with all the lah-tee-do about Florida and Michigan and other issues. This little article takes a look at this fuzzy math thats being talked about so much and that Hillary is heavily relying on as reason to STAY IN THE GAME. 

Go read it and come back .. and then Madness would like to know if youre a) registered to vote b)if youve voted in your states PrezPrimary and c) why.  All of you’s who are registered and voted, Aces to You Friend. Those of you that arent and havent.. its.not.too.late.  Click here and go register to vote. Then, SHOW UP on Election Day ‘08.

This article puts emphasis on what Madness has been saying for a while now. Clearly the “popular people” are demonstrating that the ticket we all want to see come November is Clinton/OBama or OBama/Clinton. Either way, people!

So yeah.. dont get annoyed with or bored with whats happening right now with the nomination process. Take a minute to soak in whats really going on, not only in UNITED STATES HISTORY but our FUTURE too.  The state of everyday affairs for *everyday normal* Americans like you and me is scary and uncertain and the despairity is only worsening.

Any way we look at it, either John McCain *violent gut wrenching shudder*, Hillary Clinton or Barack OBama will be the next leader of the free world… and the free us. You and me, friend. One of these folks is gonna make or break us. Yes, I said make or break us because, quite frankly… there isnt too much further down we can all fall before we are broken.

Stay tuned while Madness wonders what the hell is going on around here.

Madness would never ever ever tell anyone who they should love, honor, cherish or VOTE for.  And Madness knows that NO ONE out there thinks that them there politicians up thar in Warshingtun are just a bunch of pompus jack asses and none of that bullarky has nothing to do with ME.

But just in case you know someone  like that .. Madness offers this.

Yes friend.. the people we elect to run shit around here should most def’ be of your concern for oh.so.many reasons. Heres TWO.

This is a story about needing someone and about being needed by someone.

Princess Brit and Sir Rotham were seperated today. [circumstance withheld] .. they were seperated today.

Brit was moved into her own sleeping quarters and Rotham was left alone in the deluxe apartment in the sky formerly shared kennel. Brit and Rotham whined and cried like brats for each other.  Whined and cried each other to sleep in their own sleeping quarters.

At some point.. Princess Brittania Onasis climbed out of her kennel and back into the deluxe apartment in the sky formerly shared kennel.

This is remarkable and blog worthy because Princess BritBrit can barely see over the top of either kennel while standing on a step stool when shes on her tippy tippy hind legs.

But Princess BritBrit needed to be with Rotham, and Rotham was needed.

Madness knows you readers have been dying to know how her hair turned out. If you recall..Madness dyed her hair. Again.

Im gonna post a close up pic so you can see the color that really *is* in Madness hair. Then I’ll post a pic of what it looks like with the real eye.

Do you see the red/burgandy tint? Hmm? Do you?

Heres what it looks like from any other angle imaginable.

Im just sayin.

In case you were wondering.. yeah.. Madness use to actually have a hawt pink extention in her hair. (yes, Madness knows you can barely see it in this pic.. and Madness knows that she looks blue in this pic.. but oh.well. Madness isnt fuckin with editing it anymore right now.)

Madness has decided that shes been full.of.herself. enough for one night.