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Archive for May 20th, 2008

… funny..

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Madness doesnt see whats so funny or even what should be taken so light heartedly about someone who is like this

who needs some unknown magic combination of these

in order to have any hopes of living a normal life.

Breaking the Enigma Code was probably easier than determining what combination of drugs will work for an individual struggling with bipolar disorder. Yet this is just so funny to some folks…

Funny like this

Madness thinks she’ll share her meds with anyone who thinks its their business to know wether shes taking her meds or not. Only Madness couldnt find a photo of a bitch being choked out… 

So Stay Tuned.. while Madness goes and snaps her OWN photo. 

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May 20, 2008 at 6:26 pm

Posted in Bipolar, Random Madness

Back by Popular Demand

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Madness brought this post back..by popular demand. MaxX finds this post so fecking hilarious and has shared it with everyone. Madness finds it hilarious too. Enjoy.

A story in pictures for your viewing pleasure

who is that you ask?

 

Lemmee Splain…

you see.. sometimes tricks tricks dont realize that they have yuck mouth grills and choose to smile anyway.  tsk tsk.

Do these come in AppleBottom?

Here have some of these

in an effort to avoid this

and this guy

Oh geez.  Too late?  Stupid Trick.

You see.. certain yuck mouth fiddle playing tricks do too much of this

uh.. wait.. more like this

with certain married men.

MmmHmm

And some of us would think certain yuck mouth fiddle playing tricks would get exactly what she had coming be a shame if this happened

Or more appropriately worse yet this

and finally this

and then wouldnt it be ever so appropriate awful if those got crammed down a certain yuck mouth fiddle playing tricks throat?!

MmmHmm.

Madness will dial the phone for you. Seeing as how you now have no fingers and cant talk because there is an obstruction in your throat.

The End.

 

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May 20, 2008 at 12:19 pm

Posted in Random Madness

Sexy Mo’Fo ..

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I know.

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May 20, 2008 at 12:09 pm

Posted in Random Madness

Barbara Jean no more .. or something

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Madness is dying her hair as we speak. Madness couldnt take looking like Barbara Jean for another minute… so Back to Red it is. Or something.
First Madness had to strip the chocolate brown out. Madness did this using a product that she has used countless times never used before that her co-worker got from the beauty supply store. This process consisted of Madness following the directions exactly not at all.
This should be interesting.

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May 20, 2008 at 3:16 am

Posted in Random Madness

Ewww.. lucky but ewww

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Blech.. read the story here.

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May 20, 2008 at 2:39 am

Posted in Random Madness