Madness

Ah yes .. Mothers Day ..

Heres the lovely bouquet of flowers my 8 year old daughter made for her Momma

Madness received lots of lovely handmade tokens of love and appreciation from her babies.  Madness is a very lucky and loved Momma.

As we speak, Mommas babies are cooking dinner, doing laundry, and cleaning the house while smiling and getting along perfectly with one another fighting over XboX360 and running around the house like crazed animals.

Madness stumbled across this today

and Madness smiled and felt not so alone in the world anymore. Amen.

Happy Mothers Day

For Part I click here   (or maybe NOT because MaxX still hasnt approved my submission!!!)

(these are for MaxX)

awwww look how cute.

and because Madness does NOT want to disappoint! … here is the ceremonious ridiculous cat in a tin foil hat. *sigh*

You see … MaxX thinks shit up.And when MaxX thinks shit up the Cosmoshears it. MmmHmm. Madness has told MaxX for years to “write that shit down”!

Al gore believes he invented the internet. While that may be all fine and good, Madness invented the Blog. MmmHmm…she did! You see, when the Cosmos hears MaxX, the Cosmos inevitably hears Madness too.  MaxX loves Madness with everything that is MaxX..and then some. If MaxX were to discover an asteroid on a sure and fixed course of destruction that will absolutely obliterate all life on earth … like they did in Armageddon … MaxX would say “I want to name her Madness, after my wife. Shes a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape!” .. and MaxX would say that and mean that with all the love and affection in the whole world.

All those years MaxX has spent thinkin shit up Madness has been yellin at MaxX to “write that shit down”! … The Blog was born. Eh. If Al Gore can get away with sayin he invented the internet with a straight face .. then Madness invented the Blog. Deal with it.

Oh yeah.. why Madness *thwapped* MaxX. Because.. Madness never told MaxX to “go tell anyone just stop telling it all to me” and MaxX knows this.  So Madness *thwapped* MaxX. The End.

Madness is married to MaxX. <– click to meet MaxX. MaxX has a brilliant mind. And when Madness says brilliant she means scary-genius like. MaxX knows and sees everything … and the result of this is countless hours of pants peeing entertainment.

MaxX and Madness go on frequent “dates” .. usually to the local WalMart. Our local WalMart has full time greeters.  They are mostly old grumpy bitties nice ladies, except this guy:

This is Mr WalmartGreeter. Mr WalmartGreeter is a nice guy. Mr WalmartGreeter greets us every Saturday and we greet him right back. One day, MaxX and Madness were leaving WalMart with our truckload cart of groceries when Madness turns to MaxX and says “MaxX…what ARE you lauging at?”  The next thing Madness said was something like this “Thats why youre going to Hell, MaxX”.  And this is why:

We’re just sayin.